I was asked to put all (most) of my data together into one downloadable file.

Here's something funny that the programmer Team Lead in Ukraine told me about one of his developers. All the programmers in Ukraine were having a big laugh, at this developers expense, about this.

Apparently, one of his developers had a dream about ME. But this wasn't just any dream, noooo, I was a MOB KINGPIN in this dream. Not only that, but I was driving a SILVER MERCEDES with the DEVELOPER as my PASSENGER while also being CHASED by the POLICE!!!!

Note to self: Get picture of myself in a black suit and standing infront of a silver merc.

I just did a Google search of 'Zeba Hussain' and this was the first link I found CNW Group. It leads to a Peel Region Police "Attention News Editors" bulletin. I've pasted it below.

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Peel Regional Police - Fatal collision - Pedestrian killed

MISSISSAUGA, ON, May 2 /CNW/ - On Monday, May 1, 2006, shortly before
7:00 pm, a silver Pontiac Grand Am was travelling southbound on Glen Erin

I found these two articles on the Mississauga News website. They took forever to load, so I decided to mirror them here.

Woman struck, killed by car

Teen driver could face charges

I found this article on Pulse24.com. I'm also mirroring it here.

Speed Kills

Shpeel
That's right ladies and gentlemen! Now avaliable to vent your frustration on cowerkers in other locations! It doesn't slice! It doesn't dice! It just slaps idiots via the internet!

Simply by plugging this device into an avaliable USB port on your victim's associate's computer and then attaching it to their monitor, you can slap your idiot from the other end of the planet!

How It Works
Once attached and installed, the device is ready to be used via all popular brands of instant messaging software.

I found out this morning that some of my friends' mother died yesterday; the victim of a car crash. I say 'crash', not 'accident', because 'accident' implies no fault ... and there's plenty of fault here for a 16 year old girl going more than 150km/h in a 50km/h residential zone who ends up killing someone. But there's no point in anger ... this 16 year old will have to live the rest of her life knowing that her stupidity lead to the death of a good person.

Zeba Aunty is a good person. And her three beautiful daughters are proof of that. Here are the two most recent pictures that I took of Zeba Aunty. They were taken the day before she left to wait for us in heaven.

Taking a picture of her daughters

At her table, with family & friends

There's an interesting situation in my office building. On the second floor, there is what appears to be a rather 'unique' telemarketing firm. This firm also has a somewhat large percentage of black people in its employ (~95% whack black); which is beside the point (there's a white guy on the second floor who pisses me off the most). But I digress, what is intriguing about this firm is that almost EVERYONE on the SECOND FLOOR TAKES THE FREAKING ELEVATOR.

So I was the MC (master of ceremonies) last night of what I would sparingly call an 'event'. I don't want to name names for fear of 'reprisals' (read: stern phone calls from irate mothers).

I would still classify it as a fun event though ... even if it was horribly disorganized. And there were a lot of cute girls there ... none of whos numbers I managed to obtain.
And I did take a lot of good photos ... which will be posted shortly (considering I didn't get home till 12am on a SUNDAY!?!?!?!?

But yeah, I DID have fun (even if noone else did :P )

My inner demon has been satiated. I have vanquished the evil Logitech© PS2© gamepad, muuhahahaha! I threw away all the usless parts, and kept the two thumbsticks and two rumble motors (with attached weights). I just love how all these things are modular now, no hammer blunt object required! Maybe I'll later post a photo of the spoils of my private 'War on Gamepad' ;)

Hehe, ok, so I went and got the keyboard during lunch today :D

Don't worry, the keyboard and controller can be separated.

Muuhahaha, it'll just take a little 'finessing' with a hammer blunt object to separate the controller parts from their casings ;)