Khutbah Quotes By Rating

Tremors On The Day of Judgement

"They will be so great ... that women who are pregnant ... will abort the child right [then and] there and run!"*

*Please note, quote is not exact; I can't be expected to remember the speech word for word :P

Average: 5 (2 votes)

Non-Halal Food In The Mosque Fridge

"Brothers and Sisters, I must ask everyone to help us with a problem that has happened here at this Mosque. I was looking through the Mosque fridge the other day when I found something that does not belong here. Now I have left the offending food item there so that others may go and see this Haraam item. Someone ... brothers and sisters ... has placed Haraam Hot Dogs in our beloved Mosque fridge. Now I am not here to discuss what is and is not Haraam/Halal my brothers and sisters. But, please, do not bring Haraam food to the Mosque!"*

*Please note, quote is not exact; I can't be expected to remember the speech word for word :P

Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

Tremors On The Day Of Judgement

"They will be so great ... that women who are breast feeding their babies will drop the baby and run!"*

*Please note, quote is not exact; I can't be expected to remember the speech word for word :P

Average: 2 (1 vote)